As I sat down to write this blog my main agenda was to tear a new shit hole for Michael Meggison, a.k.a., Michael the Rochester Guy. (Please note that the use of his last name here is well within my legal rights since he himself has bragged endlessly about being a “published author” and he has posted under his full name in numerous newspaper articles which are widely available to the public on the internet) And I quote, “My articles have been published in the following journals: The American Genealogist, 2003 (series in three concurrent issues, New York Genealogical and Biographical Record, 2004 New England Historic Genealogical Register (Jan. and April 2005) Vermont Genealogy, 2004
But then I realized that nothing I could write could be as condemning as actually letting him speak for himself. So I decided to let the facts come straight from the horse faced mouth themselves. All of the following quotes are taken directly from his blogs or from blog comments he has made.
Sit back, and enjoy the ride in the wild life of a self admitted sexual pervert of teens and young women.
Feel free to add any of your own that you may have. I’ll be forwarding a copy of this blog and the comments to his ex-employer. You know, the one he lied to and then filed a false lawsuit against.
“The Rochester Guy Perfect Woman. Please apply if you:
1. Believe with no sarcastic intent, that shorts like this are comfortable and are fashionable wear even in church.
2. You wear pumps to the beach. Or picnic. Or bath.
3. Your skin is lith and tanned. Not leathery. Not whiter than Johnny Winter (the famous blues singer).
4. Your booty looks like the lady here:
5. You will NOT be a b*** to me.
6. You accept the fact I won’t be a b*** either. I am a man, baby, I am a MAN. I also call the shots in a relationship. I won’t be on your beck and call, I won’t buy you a f**ing thing just because you want it.
7. I will NOT put up with your mood swings, your anger management issues, your piss poor I had a shitty day at work shenanigans starting NOW. You hear me, Helen Reddy, hear ME roar
8. You must also learn to cook. I am not taking you to a f**ing restaurant five times a week. Not even Taco Bell.
9. I have my own friends, and family, and if YOU come from a broken home, tough shit, I have a good family and I love my family. I ain’t no momma’s boy, but get used to the fact I will spend some quality time with my family when time permits.
10. Dress hot. I mean, dress like the girl above. lol”
*This is how kind he is when he speaks about his “loving” family:
“One second cousin Alisa is a hippy nutjob living in some backwater area of Maine with her husband, concerned about their privacy but has a massive website laden with pictures of all their kids. This woman is the paradigm of where narcissism came from. She is no looker (I guess my own looks come from my mom’s Italian side) but needs to let everyone in earshot know of her many boyfriends she had over the years (believe me, Brad Pitt does not need to lose any sleep). She makes sure everyone knows her degrees, her awards, and her brilliance and great success with men even though she thinks Max Factor was an actor on Barney Miller. Get a life, man, or woman”
*Admitted liar:
“BTW folks I am a liar, but being a cheater and philanderer are redundant terms so it is like saying a homosexual person is so gay and queer. LOL”
*Can you say pig? My kid was born in the 80’s:
“Many of my friends now were BORN in the 1980s”
*Hmmmm, could this be one of the reasons Rapechester is so bitter?:
“I never went all the way in high school. I kissed a lot of girls, made them cry, and they made me cry…sometimes sob (getting kudos for my alpha male revelations). I did not even get close at my senior prom, mainly because I took as my date a girl who I broke up with a month before, but because she would not give me back my ticket, I was forced to go to that disaster and endure constant reminders of a bad moustache and tux I wore that hallowed day in 1985
*Oh those horrible Mother’s Against Drunk Drivers. They ruined Rapechester’s good time:
“They looked stunned that I would not know what they meant and asked me, have you been in a bar yet? I sheepishly said NO because the drinking age, thanks to the assholes in MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) made New York state a 21 and over state for drinking.”
*So Rapechester was impotent Well that certainly explains some of the bitterness:
“ I was naked except for my socks. I was trying to get soldier saluting to occur, but I got too nervous and it fell asleep. The poor girl said softly don’t be so nervous, I will get it to work and in the next bed Jim and Kim started hysterically laughing going you two are the most pathetic couple of lovers on earth Well, the girl tried everything under the sun and Mike Jr did not jump up and greet the crab.
I took the bait, ran out and got to my dorm where a group of men were STILL UP at 5 am and asked me dude, did you get laid?
I said yeah of course I did.
Unfortunately, Jim and Kim had big mouths and I was the laughingstock for weeks in my dorm. Jim told the whole world, and ladies would rub my shoulder in classes and say
Mike I heard.
I said heard what?
I heard you couldn’t get it up .
I said where did you hear that?
I found out it even made the personal section of the college newspaper.
Enraged because I also found out Cynthia was making fun of me in her dorm, I took out a personal for the college paper.”
*Too much information, but proves my circus freak theory:
“ I have a pinky toe on my right foot that basically sticks up like it wants a table scrap….it does not sit down. It is erect and it is a physical deformity that all FEMALE generations of my agnate (mother’s mother’s family) had since at least my great great grandmother Olimpia Lambrosa Famularo (1876-1960). I had the luck of being the first MALE with this deformity. Hey it could have been worst.”
*Awww, the poor baby is clearly just misunderstood right?:
“I never want to hurt or humiliate anyone in these blogs. I don’t intend to call people out, just eloquently express my point of view and invite responses which either agree or disagree. However, if I see hypocrisy and wanton self righteousness, I will deflate the egos but without a malicious edge. Satirists and parodists have performed these functions since the beginning of our republic, and I consider myself merely an extension of our rich heritage of wordsmiths.”
“I like Stephanie and do not want people doing things to her or her friends on my behalf. That is not what I endorse or condone. I will only work on my own behalf. I want those who want to attack her because of my own personal feelings to knock it off. I am not in the business of blogging to cause hard feelings. I guess I am not fit for going for the kill.
*Please refer to the previous comment where he states that he is a liar:
“Like any human being, I am sensitive to criticism but as a blogger I must take straightforward, even harsh, views of my work. If I am to go into a mode on another person’s blog, I must be able to take the bitchslaps on my own blogs.”
*Human deformity number 2. And I must tell you Michael, it’s not slight in the least bit:
“I have a slight crossbite in my mouth. In fact, except for the period from 1977 to 1980 or so, I have never been able to properly close my mouth. I had a dental plate put in my mouth in 1974, and wore one, along with braces, all the way until 1977 when my parents were told my crossbite was cured and I would never wear any dental paraphenalia again Little did I know that around 1979, when I was a student in Catholic school, I felt my jaw crack in class and from that point onward, my mouth had shifted gears once again. Now, it is hard to tell I have a crossbite, only when you observe my mouth from the side of my face.”
*Oh the bullshit It’s almost killing me:
“These are discussion blogs, not places to demoralize and insult those who you do not agree with or even like.”
“ But I no longer am interested in calling people names on a blog named after me.”
*Deformity number 3. So many reasons to make you bitter you cunt:
“I was born with flat feet, but some time in my 20s, arches almost came magically on my feet, and I now make a normal footprint when I walk around. I used to have corrective arches ( cookies ) put in my shoe when I was a kid, but for some reason, they eventually did the trick.”
* Deformity number 4:
“I had a wandering eye (called in medical terms a strabismus ) that was hard for people to detect than other cases of it (it was not flying all over the place like googly eyes), but it was affecting my vision (I had bad double vision). I had an operation in 1997 to fix it and ever since, I have never had a case of double vision again).”
A WANDERING EYE YOU SAY? BWAHAHAHAHAAHAA, NO WONDER YOU GET ALONG SO WELL WITH NIPSUCKS
*So funny You are a pervert And I wouldn’t recommend giving anyone the eye…you only have one good one creep:
“ I mean, my credo has always been…if you were alive before ’75, the Rochester Guy won’t give you the eye.”
*Here Rapechester gives us women pointers on how he wants us to dress. Personally I’m throwing out all flip, flops, miniskirts, and all of my studded belt collection:
“For the ladies, take notice now, if you want to impress the Rochester Guy
Cute flip flops showing nail polish….COOL
Miniskirts, f-me boots, cleavage…. always cool
Champion brand sweatwear, that is not clingy
Women who wear studded belts with their jeans….COOOOOL
Ankle bracelets…always cool (toe rings are an added bonus)”
*Now a lesson on the only women he seems to attract. I didn’t notice him mention the ones that still suck their binkys:
“I tend to attract these types of women:
1. Women deemed way too young for me by family and friends. I had dated a waitress who was age 22. I have went on dates with college girls. But the college girls are educated and know things and can hold good conversations. The waitress was cute. I plead guilty. I like the young hard bodies. Sue me. When I was in college, I was dating a lot of the high school local girls (all above the age of consent, people ). Hey I was a guy who used this rude ryhme to describe my dating patterns: You will never catch me alive with a woman born before ‘75 That did not go over well with the women born in 1974.
2. Women who don’t want commitment. The next time I hear a men don’t want a commitment joke or slam, I am spitting in their face. I would love a long-term relationship to turn into love or marriage. I have seen too many women just as bad as men when it comes to relationships.
3. Women who are party girls. Yes, all they worry about is Friday or Saturday night and getting wasted. They are usually the best girls sexually, but sex is not something I think about 100% of my day (it is 82.4% of the day for me exactly, if you really want to know )
4. Angry women (a.k.a. LIBERAL women)….women angry at the world…and are closet feminazis. For some reason, I cannot attract conservative women, for the life of me, but liberal women tend to LOOOOOOVE me.”
*Oh fucking puke you freak.
*Bragging again Michael? I thought that was what you hated about your cousin?:
“The New King of Romance? This blog just hit NUMBER ONE in the Romance & Relationships Category for November 29, 2008. That means I beat Stephanie, I beat Dating Tips for Men, I beat Super Jabs…so where are the marriage proposals, ladies????????”
*Now, here is a question from his extensive fan base:
~La Principessa~ asks:
I don’t know if anyone’s asked this already, I haven’t read the comments. But…how do you stay looking so young?
*And fat boy is willing to help us all out with his usual vanity:
“Thanks for the complements, when a cute sober woman compliments me, it gives me a lot of smiles and an ego boost for at least a week. Hey, if it helps me get teenaged jailbait chicks I love looking young.”
Let’s all get a tissue and shed a tear for the rough life the poor queer has. Maybe another reason for your bitterness Michael you goat faced, waste of human flesh:
“. My most difficult problem I have had to solve? There are problems I had no imput in (my health) and problems I created (either solely or with another individual). My health issues are difficult to solve. Having what I had took 12-14 years out of my life, so I am pretty mad about losing those years and possibly the potential to meet and marry someone, but I still luckily date. Doctors and endocrinologists are presently getting those issues under control. In my own created problems, I repairing my relationship with my father has been the most difficult. I had forgiven him for several things, including us moving to a hick area from the city in 1978, creating a lot of cultural barriers for myself and my sister, and his marriage to my late evil stepmother, Sue, who died of cancer in 2000. I refused to go to her funeral, I hated her so much. But the past is the past. We made amends and awkwardly agreed to get to know each other after years of estrangement. I go to breakfast with him once a week, and we call and email each other frequently, but he is an odd man who is hard to get to know and someone who just is detached from the world”
*It’s a scary thought, but what if Rapechester was videotaped for 24 hours?:
“If I was videotaped for 24 hours, I would mug so badly that Robin Williams would cringe from my actions. My annoying habit of saying you know what I mean? ala Verne (Jim Varney) is a bad one I need to change. Picking my nose is another bad one, and Rebecca harps on it constantly.”
*Rebecca How terrible of you to harp on poor, dear Michael and his nose picking problems
*Rapechester as the tough guy. Also contradicting himself yet again. Which is it Michael? To flame or not to flame?:
“Tripping the MySpace Flame Fantastic
Category: MySpace
Folks, is it me, or are the number of people who just want to pick fights with others on blog comment pages at epidemic levels lately?
I actually enjoy being flamed.
Folks, don’t screw with me and your lame libelous accusations when flaming over a post on hooker sprees after a woman divorces. I will have none of that, dammit. I give it as good as I get it so really think hard before you want to out-asshole me, because I will be the bigger asshole (with a cerification from a licensed proctologist) and louder bang in the blog.
Scott, you have no friends, no one likes you, you smell bad, you reek of your body odor and open sores, and your momma dresses you funny. And you are a fool. Did I mention you are also a stupid dumbphuck?
I first encountered this fucktard on The Mad Goat’s page, where BOGART lectured me as to why Goat is so loved. Hey Bernie Ward boy, I am a subscriber to Goat, you stupid piss stain, STFU, ignore my posts, or I am going to open up a can of cyber whoopass and make you wallow in your own body secretions if you fail to respect the great, wonderful, modest Michael the Rochester Guy IMMEDIATELY You have been warned, dung nugget.
*Once you dated someone almost your age. She couldn’t stand you either. So what did you do Michael?:
“I went back to the 18-20 year old chicks very soon after.”
*Here he is with some more 80’s fashion advice to us dull women who actually live in 2009:
“trek up to Rochester in my favorite getup for her to wear: hot fishnets and Bebe brand HO clothing.”
*NO Say it ain’t so Rapechester You desperate?? That is just so hard to believe:
“I am 41 years old, but I generally date women from ages 22 to 28, and if I am especially desperate, will consider 29 year olds.”
*So Michael, what do you have to say to all of us who think you should get a real life:
“. I have been accused on occasion of taking MySpace too seriously and have been implored by my detractors to get a life. Hey dude, my life is working hard in my 40 H.P.W. job, writing, reading, downloading cool music illegally from Limewire to my iPod, meeting chicks, and clubbing. And MySpace.”
*More flaming fashion advise:
“It helps that they dress scantily and show a lot of leg and cleavage.”
“CHICKS IN DAYGLO PAISLEY MINISKIRTS, white fishnet stockings, white knee high go go boots and wearing sexy eyeliner and eyelashes. But that was not the main purpose
she is a very youthful 44 and skinny and good looking…and was dressed like a ho, just my style ”
*How’s your bodily fluid function creepy?:
“I sweat a LOT. I mean, I sweat profusely and I look disgusting after a few dances.”
*You dance? What kind of dances do you perform Michael?:
“I love grinding, I did not know people over 40 could grind.”
*Tell us fruit fly, what is your favorite outfit:
“I dressed like a pimp, which means I portrayed men who are entrepeneurs who help women find occupations that help our workforce in valid ways. LOL
I actually made out with a Sarah Palin lookalike that evening, anything to help the GOP ticket
I needed to Barack her world. LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Saturday, November 01, 2008 - 9:00 PM
*OH Shit That is a real LOLLOLLOLLOL You are the man dude
*Again, you are a walking, lie thorough your horse teeth, contradiction:
“I love to stereotype though, it creates drama and conflict and that is somewhat what makes my cyber life fun. lol”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Saturday, November 01, 2008 - 9:09 PM
*Tell us again Michael, what is it that you do with the ladies? Is mackin’ and snackin’ in the Urban dictionary???:
“To tell you the truth, and I say this openly, the only criteria for mackin’ and snackin’ on the ladies that night.”
*What is your favorite time of year fat ass?:
“Halloween is always the best time for me, I don’t want the treats, I want the tricks. LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 8:58 AM
*Michael, what are your political views again?:
“I like a conservative who can get down and boogie”
*Oh didn’t we all love this song? And holy shit You have as many songs as Stephanie has readers
“I haven’t liked any Spears music since Oops I did it Again and nothing of hers is on my iPod, out of 6700 songs to choose, BTW.”
*What do you say to those who accuse you of being a womanizer?:
“I don’t consider myself a womanizer as I consider myself a sampler at a smorgasbord. I am very non-judgemental, because hotness is all a state of mind. lol”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 5:14 PM
*If given the chance for a real relationship sicko, would you jump at the opportunity?:
“The only thing I am considering jumping in the presence of those women are their bones ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 5:15 PM
*So from what I understand you have homosexual urges. Is that true?:
“I won’t divulge anything more about the female Gene Simmons except I asked her to keep the makeup on. LOL I know I am a sicko ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 10:57 AM
*Tell us, when you had that private lunch date with George Bush and Bill Clinton what happened?:
“Between my smooches and tongue action, they DID express a certain contempt for Obama and the Democratic Party. LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 5:08 PM
*What kind of young victims to you expressly seek out Chester the molester?:
“The best one’s are minister’s daughter’s, policemen’s daughters, military brat daughters, or politician daughters. Agreed ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 5:09 PM
*Let me hear how you would compliment a lady you crack head:
“Yes GWAR woman, I know you are indeed a party animal, so there are exceptions to the rule In fact, you probably could drink me under the table, I bow and give props to a hotty liberal who can get down.”
*Could you please use some of the terminology that your black relatives use in the ghetto:
“ Chris, it is so obvious being a liberal embraces all aspects of suckdom; who needs that…the left has so many bitter angry and snotty people, being right IS right Ya heard dat ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 12:26 PM
*Well I think it’s time to end this interview skank chaser:
“Then I hope you forgive my friskiness…but I DID buy you a sex on the beach and a couple of shots of Schnapps ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 3:01 PM
*Tell us more about that Gene Simmons tranny you had sex with:
“I will be a gentleman as always, my friend, and just say with a naughty wink in my eye that I asked her to keep the makeup on.
LOL…I know I can be a real sickee sometimes. LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Monday, November 03, 2008 - 8:53 PM
*Since you are so hip with the teens, tell us, what are the cool kids calling pot these days?:
“You were in Amsterdam? Now that sounded like a lot of fun I betcha there was a lot of herb at those parties. I am sure the city was one big contact high. lol”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 2:29 PM
*How did you get your most recent data entry job Michael?:
“I did interview a couple of them from my backseat of my car. LOL All conservatives. :-)”
*Tell us pig guts, how did your last child molesting session go:
“My $122 dollar date with Jill McC, a very cute Buffalo State student, ended with me taking her home and givingg her a big kiss goodbye. The date went well, but she dropped the bomb that she was leaving for Korea in December to teach for a year, then she was going to Brussels, Belgium, to do the same thing. I was very sad because I liked Jill. Yes, she was 23 and I am 41, but we connected so well and I really enjoyed our banter. But I had to be realistic.
So, kind of elated and sad at the same time, I decided to go to my new favorite hangout : Chippewa Street in Buffalo, NY.
Last Saturday night on Chippewa Street in Buffalo, I was at the club Bayou, where I met some ladies celebrating the birthday of Karly, their friend…it was her 21st birthday. I usually do not initially offer to buy women drinks anymore, but this being her 21st, I bought her a drink. We chatted a bit, and she was pinching my butt, caressing my back with her hand, and then leaned over to kiss me (no initiation by me at all).
We started to PASSIONATELY make out, tongue and all, in front of 100s of people. I was quite buzzed, she was probably drunker than me, but we were both verry drunk (I already had 2 bottles of Zinfandel from my date in me). She put her leg around me as we leaned against the bar area and started thrusting each other.
It happened so fast I could not believe at 41 I was making out with a woman ½ my age
Her friends started to pry her and I apart and told me to leave her alone Geeze. But then she came back to me 4 minutes later and planted another one on me. I leaned her back and she went backward, and she exposed her breasts to me in front of everyone I asked her if she wanted to go to the couch, so I helped her over and planned to just talk to her. She grabbed me and then we went at it heavy on one of the couches at the club, as she and I were liplocked.
Then the bouncers yelled at me and told me I was taking advantage of her…and a clubgoing man, fat and bald and with his drinking buddies, went she doesn’t like you I said, jealous you arent’ getting any, Mr Clean? And we stared each other down for a couple of seconds until the bouncer told me to behave or leave.
But there were at least FIVE other couples doing the same thing or WORST at this club, in varying stages of drunkeness, so I felt unfairly singled out.
On Monday, I asked several male buddies if I was taking advantage of the girl, knowing BOTH of us were drunk. The men all said yes, citing I was a lot older than her.
I am so sick of that. I am attracted to women in their 20s, am I a bad person? It is not exactly pedophilia to date or have sex with a woman old enought for drinking.
I am confused…
did I do the wrong thing?
Please women, do not be judgemental to me, do not drop me from your friend’s list because you think I am a pig, but understand my circumstances. I am tired of Stephanie and Dating Tips for Men telling me I am interested in women too young for me. I tried to find people my own age and cannot do it. I failed. So I am going this route and I am doing better.”
*Well, that sounds kind of obscene to me:
“So don’t pull moral superiority with me ”
*Have you ever noticed how much you speak about young girls? Could it be maybe an obsession?:
“Yes I do bring up age all the time. I may even feel a certain way because of life experiences, and how I came to my conclusions and feelings. I am a PROUD Gen X dude. I was born during a great time in history, the summer of love, and I have a great time in the 1980s and most of the early 1990s.”
*You claim you hate this flaming of you Satan. Even threatening to drop friends if they don’t protect you. How do you explain your reaction to this?:
“I do put others down if they attack me first. If you look at my friends through (all 574) they come in all sizes, ages, looks, genders, and other features. Thus I do not judge a friend by their appearance. But if I am called a name, yeah, expect some flack from me. Don’t jump in the mud if you do not want to get dirty. Disagree with me civilly, but if you call me a name, anything will be game then. That is the rules I live by here. Be nice, be civil, but if you violate those rules, be prepared. Get a set. And expect it to come…but soon.”
*Hey biscuits and gravy gut, why do you tell so many different stories? You constantly contradict yourself:
“Contradicting comments? I was drunk at the time I was with Karly. Some details come back to me, some I re-enact because I forgot some details and it affects the narrative, and because I have ADD, I have a hard time with short term memory. There was no lying in fact in any of my statements…some of the dialogue I improvise to make it along the lines of what was actually said, but since I did not have a tape recorder handy, I do try to remember as accurately the incident as possible. I do not consciously change details because the basic mechanics of the story are true and factual.
Calling me on a few changes in details, and timeline, is indeed sad and pathetic, and not the actual incidents portrayed in my blogs and comments.
So you are wrong in all counts. But thanks for playing ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 3:32 PM
*Is there anything you’d like to say to the females out there?:
“You are the most unhappy woman on earth. Why bother commenting when your own wretched life speaks for yourself?”
*So pansy ass, what do you tell your mother when she tells you that you are a whore with HIV?:
“If you were good looking, I may actually be hurt by what you stated to me. LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 2:38 PM
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*Give us a comeback bucky beaver, that would show how mature you are:
“You have a nine year old child? What happened to you and your husband? Was it maturity to cause your divorce?”
*Let’s hear how you would prove a point to someone diaper sniffer:
“Lisa is a fat, petulent person who goes from blog to blog insulting people and calling them names. I can send you some of her greatest hits, from DaniDe’s blog, but why bother when your paradigm is set in stone?
Nothing was reinforced. I proved you wrong. LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 3:36 PM
*Tell us what you don’t like and would NEVER do on myspace:
“I am sick of people, once they get into a tussle on one blog, decides to go to OTHER BLOGS to continue to pick a fight with someone. THAT to me is immature. January is not on my friend’s list, or is a subscriber to my blogs. She came here to cause trouble, that is all.”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 7:13 PM
*Cough, bullshit, cough:
I am willing to kiss and make up; I am not a vengeful person and I will publically apologize if we can just leave this crap behind, and if you actually weigh in on the topic of this blog. I don’t carry grudges.
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 8:44 AM
*Tell us again what kind of gentleman you were with that highly intoxicated 21 year old:
“Thanks Katie for the feedback I would never leave with a girl in that state, to me, it was innocent making out and innocent couch grinding, innocent breast exposure. It was all innocense I tells ya
You know, innocent 1950s style petting, sort of like Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver used to do (sometimes with Beaver walking in and gasping as Wally spirited him away from the kitchen table where it was taking place).
Hey, I am not too far from the Mistake on the Lake They don’t have the Rock N Roll Museum around in your city for nothing C :-)”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 6:16 PM
*So no nutz, what is your opinion of what is wrong with you?:
“There is a lot of Peter Pans among men these days. It is the Failure to Launch Syndrome from the Matt McConnaghey movie of the same name. I could never imagine living at home after age 18, never mind age 41. I have always paid my own bills, I have always paid for my leisure and necessities. It is just to me, part of being a responsible man. It seems though that women will settle for these idiots as long as they are bad boys or men with a dangerous edge to them. I have been on enough blogs by the Mad Goat or Stephanie to know that this is what many of them want. I think I am more a nice guy with an edge than anything else
*Again, why don’t you date anyone your own age in your opinion?:
“Adrienne, I have attempted to break into your bracket, with little or no success. I want an educated woman, a woman with ambition and success (personal, not neccesarily monetary), and a woman who likes the same stuff as me (music, art, travel, and movies). I am known as one date Michael. I always can meet someone and they will give me a chance at a date with them, but I guess I can never get that second date. I read enough dating books to know what to do RIGHT (do more listening than talking, be gentlemanly, laugh, and have a good time) but it never seems to pan out.
I do hope you read this one. I like the feedback you gave me as well ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 3:44 PM
*So predator 3, while school is in session and no kids are about, I understand you will pick up crack whores from the corner, or a passed out gay man:
“I know, I got to be more private in my showing of affection. What two bottles of Zinfandel, 2 Long Island Iced teas, and a couple of shots of Schnapps can do to me ”
*How do you define a real woman?:
“Nice to see a pretty lady who dates older men I think women of 21 now are much more sophisticated and wiser than the 21 years olds I knew in 1987. Back then, they were teenagers in mind and spirit. The ladies now are true women in maturity and stature. I for one, like the maturity of these ladies since I am an immature goofball.”
*Don’t you think it was a little foolish to molest a drunk girl in public with witnesses?:
“I shall heed your advice and be more inconspicuous next time I have opportunity for amour ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 6:36 PM
*In your opinion Creepchester, what is the greatest discovery ever?:
“ Chippewa Street is amazing, you would not believe it…it is a mainly Polish and Italian section, so there are beautiful blond, and dark Sicilian complexioned ladies, all in their little minis and heels, all out in packs to have fun I have been to other college towns like Boston, but this is even better than Boston, the clubs stay open until 4 am ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 6:42 PM
*Don’t you feel even a little gross for taking advantage of a drunk young girl?:
“It only seemed to gross out the older men who were drowning their miserable work week in beer, from my point of view. LOL
I think it was all about having fun, within reason. The lady had her friends to watch her, I had the bouncers and the women from continuing my amourous exploration of her exterior It was a wild evening, and to think I was so crestfallen for the date leaving for Korea next month ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 7:10 PM
*Were you concerned for her mental state when she finally awoke and realized what was done to her?:
“It was her 21st birthday, so I don’t think she was too embarassed because bad behavior is expected on that day. I know so many people who did far worst on that day.
I know she had a lot of friends watching her, and although I never intended to hurt her or put her in a situation which violated her, I was in the throes of passion and nothing makes a man feel so virile as a younger woman coming onto him. It just happened, and for a brief moment, I felt like I hit the jackpot.
I think the only people really ticked off were the older men who were all to themselves watching the Bills or Sabres on the TV. I am sure they were bitching about their wives or something and got a little pissy I was getting a little fun while they drowned in their Coors.”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 7:22 PM
*So you mentioned you like the show The Facts of Life, tell us why:
I liked Jo, she was the tomboy, but she also had a nice rack
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 10:49 PM
*Ok Tubby, what are your goals for the future?:
“Thank you Mel, I want to be in your shoes eventually, but until then, I want to have fun and enjoy life a bit. I lost a lot of weight and I feel good about myself, so I am going to always exploit what I have left of my youth because you can never regain it again ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 7:34 PM
*I understand you have a restraining order on you from that little incident. Are you going to obey it?:
“I have Karly’s number I dialed it and it voice mailed to her name Hi this is Karly… I always call the women I made out with the night before, but many of them say I am so embarassed, I can’t believe what I did I feel like saying I was embarassed as well, let’s do it again LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 7:47 P
*Honestly maggot, what do you think of the show To Catch a Predator?:
“Thanks Terry, I think age gaps are really played up as horrible things in the media, as if you are robbing the cradle, but people are not ages, they are of all maturity levels and points of view, and I think relationships can work IF one wants them to work. It all comes down to meeting the person who synchs with you the best I am inspired by that information you gave me, thank YOU ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 7:55 PM
*Is it true that you once searched through a passed out girls purse to get her private info?:
“She gave me HER number…it is a 315 number, she was either from Syracuse or she was a hick. In Rochester, a 315 is hick because the majority of them come from Wayne County, supposedly the most backwater county in upstate New York. But hey those country girls, ya know…LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 8:24 PM
*You claim you NEVER molest anyone under 20, is this true?:
“The problem is, there has been more than a few times I made out with women in bars that turned out to be under-aged, because of fake ID’s. It is a dangerous game in bars, and if the gal is dressed hot, I usually throw all logic out the door and all responsibility under the billiards table. I am just glad to know the ladies I have been with are at least legal in the statutory sense ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 8:55 PM
*You seem extremely insecure, how do you explain this?:
“I really liked this woman I met on Friday at the dance, she was 30 and never married and no kids, but she decided at this time she was unable to commit to a dating relationship. It is damned hard. How will I know when she is ready? How will I be able to thwart another suitor from winning her over when I am not around? You see, with the 20 somethings, the competition is not as fierce to me.”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 8:59 PM
*So really what you are trying to say Manson, is that you are just misunderstood and really cant get a woman because you are still impotent:
“I have done that metamel, in fact, the date I had that night was with a woman I met at that same club, Jill, who is a very interesting lady. She got to meet all the Buffalo Sabres and Buffalo Bills because she was friends with a lot of club owners. She sat next to Mick Jagger in Toronto and watched him snort lines Jill is also very smart and works hard…waitresses at the Cheesecake Factory 4 days a week, and goes to school at the University of Buffalo. But she is going to be leaving in December. I am so heartbroken. She is 5′8 barefoot, slim, nice eyes, Keri Russell style curly hair, long legs, and smart. So I do get numbers, this was a very reportable event because it does happen to me (hooking up or nearly hooking up) but not all that often ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 9:57 PM
*You come across as someone desperate for acceptance, and you can only find it through child like young girls. How do you respond to giving all of us women the creeps?:
“I have never been a misogynist. I do like women, but I don’t like the attitude of women my age. Many of the women are pretty damn bitter if they WERE married, and the women my own age who are married damn well won’t have me as a friend because they have husbands who don’t trust them hanging out with a single guy. That is the way MEN are all the time.
I am getting the vibe from you that you don’t like the idea of older men and younger women. If you think you were a trophy it may be because you had very little in common with him. Maybe it was his MONEY you were interested in the most. That is how it works for most women who are in those relationships…they think the guy is loaded.
Most women know I work for a living, but am not rich. They know I am a working Joe but can offer a lot of fun, laughs, and a very good conversation.
If women are designed to be relational, I should have been doing a lot better as I am always told I am a CATCH…by married women or women in a relationship, of course.
I am well edudated, a published author, featured in newspapers, written up in journals, have always worked, has steady money, is knowledgeable about music, politics, history, movies, and guess what? Women my age don’t give a shit. They are more interested in what my salary is, and if it is not enough to keep them in Prada, I am shit to them. I have tried singles dances for people MY OWN AGE and never do well, and I really try hard. I get burned at each one if I stayed trying to meet these women my age, I would be depressed all day long wondering what the fuck is wrong with me. I refuse to worry about that and hit myself about what I am doing wrong. Maybe it is THEM and not ME. It is THEIR loss.
As for creepers at clubs, if I was fat, bald, or grey haired, you may have a point. Ah, I don’t look 50 and some older men are at that club who look way older. If you feel sorry for me, I think it is more envy because I can do it…and it all comes down to the old Gene Simmons saying: why do you date women so much younger than you ? Answer: Because I CAN :-)”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 10:12 PM
*Tell us post op, what makes you so very bitter?:
“Kelly, I have explored this area on other people’s blogs and it comes down to availability. There is just not a lot of women who are available my age. I wished I married at age 25-30, but I also had a serious illness which made me unable to do much except work (I had to ride the bus to work because of the medications I had to take) and go home. I also went from 175 lbs at 5′ 11 to over 300 lbs in less than a year. No way would I even consider asking anyone else…and to boot, it was a total misdiagnosis and the doctors were sued for the mistake, so I made out $ wise as a settlement, but they could not give me back those 10 years. I finally lost most of my weight and now I look better, and finally women are paying attention to me. Yes, I judge women on their looks…and you know why? Women judged me on MY looks…and for being fat, I was laughed at, and never considered. That is the way it goes. I learned…lose weight and go to the gym = get female attention. It is the way it is.
I don’t think I am too picky to want a woman with no kids, and a woman who has never been married, or was married with no kids. I want a clean slate because I want my own kids and I want my own family and lineage. Why should my sister be the one with the grandchildren which is usually what happens when I go to a family gathering. It is never Michael, tell me about your girlfriend or tell us about your new prospects … no, it is all about my sister’s damn kids, and for the family, that is all that matters…I have no kids…I am basically crap to my own family. My mother and stepdad, not as much as some of the other family members, but the feelings are well known…Mike is the playboy, my sister is the responsible stepford wife with the photogenic family.
Now, I wished I could meet a woman who is into politics…most conservative women tend to marry military men…I guess it is the confidence factor there. Most often than not, I am dating a liberal woman, no problem, I am from a liberal family. Or maybe I am tired of discussing politics…I want to date someone who likes a ball game or wants to see a rock concert. I am open to a lot of things.
I believe there are younger women for me, who are well educated and intelligent, and enjoy the same things as myself. But for now, I have given up with looking and now I want to just have fun and experience sensuality and sexuality, and I am experiencing it. Women come up to me and kiss me…now, Deborah, another detractor, claim it is a game to kiss the old man. Guess what? I think it comes down to the older women being envious or angry I am lost to them and not interested in them…and it is their own damn fault. I did not reject them, they rejected me, and I am moving on nicely, thank you.”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 10:53 PM
*Wow Sounds like you have some severe mommy issues Did daddy touch you in the no-no spot too many times?:
“Maybe I am actually madder at Deborah, another friend of mine who was quite harsh to me in emails. She claimed the ladies may have had a bet to make out with the older guy in the bar as if I was a disgusting loser who no way anybody of their age could be attracted to in any way. You sounded a tad like Deborah in some of the passages.
Hey I have heard of women Farleying which is trying to leave with a fat, ugly guy as some kind of sorority bet. Named after the late Chris Farley…now I think Deborah was leading on to that. I think it has more to do with Deborah’s own self esteem as a youth but I am not Freud.
As an 18-25 year old I never had a problem meeting anyone, and when I was in grad school, I was rocking with dates, one night stands, drunken beer orgies, dates with celebrity B listers (I dated Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney’s daughter Caroline BTW), and even dated a 29 year old professor from my own college. I had no problems, ladies.
It came down to me leaving Boston, coming to Rochester, and falling ill and being thus out of the market for over a decade. I don’t want to say what happened, but it was several medical issues that were not diagnosed properly and because of medical MALPRACTICE I was fucked over from meeting people. My entire body and face looked completely different in one year. Not a single friend from high school or college recognized me. It took several years, from the mid 1990s on, to regain my foothold and I had to do it in Rochester, a city better known for being a great place to raise a family …but not a great place to meet people.
Why don’t I move? Finally I have had two good long standing jobs (Paychex and now a Children’s Rehab Center where I am a manager of data integration) and if I move to Texas, a great singles area, what guarantee do I have that I will find another job in this job market? If I move to the Carolina’s, same thing…or California. I am basically stuck in Rochester because I need to pay my bills and be independent. My family lives here, but I have lived far away from my family in the past. It is a matter of economics right now. I have to be responsible financially…I don’t want my family to bail me out like when I was back from Boston and I was too medically ill to work for a few months.
I am getting back years I was denied thanks to the stupid doctors who took a decade away from my life. I sued their asses and got $, but what price gives me back that time?”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 7:52 AM
*Yes, I heard about that scam you pulled off to sue PayChex How did you do it?:
“ Wow, it is amazing what happens when you do not have the right doctor at the right time. It must have been excruciating at times, wow I am a veteran of surgery myself so I completely sympathize with the ordeal you faced. Your employer was a POS, that sounds like so many jobs in this country…the days of the boss caring about the welfare of their workforce seems to be more and more a thing of the past. I wonder how some of these horrible people can sleep at night?
I guess we both got a lot of crap from the medical community. Rochester NY is known for Strong Memorial, which as the best cancer center in the USA for kids (Golisano Center for Children, BTW he was my ex boss at Paychex), but they are a teaching hospital first and foremost and my medical care was mainly done by interns and residents instead of full fledged doctors. I am wondering if you got some of your medical care done by residents or interns because initially they do not know their butt from their elbow, especially when they do things by the book instead of on an individual basis.
The closest I have been in a cast was in 2000 when I went to a Hillary Clinton rally (out of curiosity). I feel from a balcony and was helped up, the thing is, the gentleman helping me up tore my arm out of my socket). I stayed around with a dislocated shoulder for ½ hour in the sun, finally met Hillary, and then walked 2 miles to a phone booth. Calling 911, I begged for an ambulance and then collapsed on the hot city sidewalk from all the pain I had from the dislocation. The hospital I was sent to (Genesee Hospital) was fantastic, pulled my arm out like taffy and relocated it, and put it in a sling. Too bad the hospital closed up 10 months later via financial mismanagement.
I am glad I am healthy Kelly, I try to work out nearly every day, and then I eat better than ever. That is why I lost so much weight and feel so much better. It is really a simple plan: eat less and exercise more. Since I am a looks attraction type of guy, I do feel I should look my best as well to attract whom I think would be good for myself.
I have not given up yet…I will be at a singles dance in December, hopefully, Natasha will be ready to date again and I will have someone to bring for my office’s holiday party ;-)”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 4:17 PM
*What the hell is the problem here dick breath? It seems you are always looking for pussy:
“The problem is I tried a lot of different places to meet women, I even went to Barnes and Noble to vainly hope I can bump into someone who also likes biographies or enjoys the same music as me. It doesn’t happen to me. No You got Mail or Sleepless in Seattle moments for me. That is Holllywood, so I have to make these moments occur in other ways or I will be a depressed, bitter man. And nothing is more unattractive to anyone but a negative person. I am pretty positive for the longest time and it is because I have discovered I can meet younger women easily, and since they are very desirable to me, it is a win win for me. I am glad you are not one of the women who think having tons of money determines success. I have been an author and have actually been featured on the local news for being a crack researcher but does that matter to women my age? No, it is whether I have a beemer or whether I live in an exclusive burb. So that is why I avoid women my age ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 10:39 PM
*Give us some more of your stunning 80’s fashion tips:
“There are a lot of wonderful women and really good in looks AND smarts here. It is a bummer though that a majority of the women I really like the most live not only out of state, some live so far away it would be a major vacation to visit them I think you are on to something…when I go to clubs, I wear my Aldo shoes (they are snappy little numbers), Brooks Brothers suit, and silk shirt, with my Gold watch and I definitely look head and shoulders better than the doofuses with the backward baseball caps and Puma shirts. I think as long as you even can LOOK successful, that is ½ the battle at times ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 4:14 PM
*So basically what you are saying is you are an over the hill bar fly, who takes great pleasure in conquering young drunk girls:
“I try other things beside the bar scene…I did try singles dances and also tried online stuff like eHarmony and match.com. Both were disasters for me, and match.com had women my age yes, but they were bitter, negative, and obnoxious to me. But clubs WORK for me. I have never DATED SO MUCH in my life as this year, or last year. This has been my best dating since I was in grad school. I wish I met someone through a club or church, or Barnes and Noble reading club, and I tried all that…they did not work. I am just doing what works for me, and I am glad you are understanding that aspect of what I am doing.”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 10:19 PM
*You know your profile picture is ugly as hell don’t you side show?:
“ Pamela, my profile picture was taken in March 2008 at a Kodak dinner (I cut out my ex girlfriend Rebecca who is in my picture area if you want to see what she looks like).
Actually, I lost a lot of weight even from March so I think I look even better. I should get an even more current picture of me up there. But the current avatar was only taken 7 months ago.
I got a little huffy because one of my online friends, Deborah, suggested that the women may have had a bar bet to leave or make out with the oldest or least attractive person in the bar. Now, for a 21st birthday party, that sounds like an unlikely scenario. If it were sorority gals with sorority sweatshirts, hey, who knows. But I have been told I look younger than I am.
Did YOU know John McCain was 41 when he married Cindy who was 23 at the time? Another reason to vote for McCain LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 8:22 AM
*So you don’t deny taking advantage of highly intoxicated women, or women on the “herb” ?:
“It was two adults, she knew what she was doing
I know, she was definitely consenting, in fact, she was rather aggressive to me. LOL I am a weak male when females try to get my attention. I need cold showers to keep me in tow. ;-)”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 - 10:21 PM
*What if there were no witnesses the night you dry humped that 21 year old in public?:
Matt, I would never have taken the lady home in that state. I fear so much about her claiming to have raped her, that I draw that line. I have left with women at bars, but I make sure she says yes to leaving with me, and I can tell if she is not in altered states.
This is a fun fact about how loose some young ladies are these days….one of the young women I made out that night was a 23 year old MUSLIM woman named Deema…a Palestinian (I told her she made my Yassir, AraFAT). LOL I mean, how immoral women are in the 2000s when MUSLIM women are making out with people like me???
I should hope to meet a woman with good values, but as Ian Hunter of Mott the Hoople used to sing, all the good ones are taken.
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 8:26 AM
*I find it amazing you are so willing to tell the world what a scum suckling pig you are:
“Thanks Chris, I had a lot of fun that night. LOL No doubt about that. How I went from a date at Shanghai Red to kissing and macking several different women, never mind Karly the drunk and my amorous liaison at Bayou, was a night for the record books. Her friends would not have let me leave with her even if I WANTED to do it. And I would never think of leaving with a woman in that state.
And you are right, I am a creature of habit, and with Halloween coming up, I am dressing like an 80s rock star, and all those chickies in their nurse, devil, French maid and stewardess costumes, I am going to party hardy and make last Saturday look like a night I went to church. LOL ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 8:16 AM
*Does drinking change your outlook on dating?:
“I think alcohol changes the game in a lot of circumstances. In dating and courting, I am pretty gentlemanly…the open the doors for the lady, helping her take her coat off, and giving her flowers type. In other words, the big sucker. LOL
I don’t drink that much but I did drink a lot that evening because I was upset that for the first time, a date went well, and now I learn she is going off to Korea the next month. I drank between us 2 bottles of Zinfandel, and when I got to the club I had two Long Island, a vodka and cranberry, a couple of shots, and some beer. I was pretty loaded, and thank God bars close at 4 am in Buffalo on the weekends.
Thus, I learned a lot about drinking that weekend…to try to stop when I am possibly going against my bad judgement as well. I do respond pretty quickly to an affectionate woman. If I am kissed on the lips by a strange girl, I am putty in many a woman’s hand. LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 4:04 PM
*So in your opinion you were just “mackin and snackin” that night?:
“The men can relate to me, and the women can relate to either Karly, or Jill, or the friends of Karly. I think we have all been in this spot at one time or another…or those who enjoy one too many at a bar or club. LOL
I was drunk, but she was a pretty nice looking girl. I remember she had a short skirt on…which is enough to cause me attention no matter what. LOL She did have really nice blue eyes, which were bloodshot BTW ROTFL
I am glad you are not judging me, because this is certainly not a frequent weekend occurrance. I enjoy going to clubs, drinking, meeting women, and dancing. This was an out of the ordinary experience, fueled perhaps a bit by my recent breakup with my girlfriend, and further, with the disappointment that a successful date may not work out because this one lady (Jill) will be leaving for Korea in a month. A lot was going through my head that night, not the least was Jack Daniels ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 4:23 PM
*You keep denying you would never have taken a drunk girl home. I don’t believe you:
“Richard, because I was intoxicated, and she was VERRRY intoxicated, I would never dream of taking her back to my place. I fear a lot of consequences, even if she said yes willingly. I would only consider a hookup if she was completely lucid, if perhaps a little buzzed for wear.
The age gap was large, but I know my great grandfather was 35 or so when he married my 16 year old great grandmother in 1911 and they were married for 45 years. I know, things were different then, but I think if a woman is a mature 21, or a mature 25 or 30, that would be an ideal thing for me. I think for the most part, most youth before 26 or so want to sew their wild oats before settling down.
I think overall, it was indeed an ego boost for me, and a pickmeup since the date I had that evening, that started off so well, ended with the sadness of knowing she was going to go off to Korea in a month. I think it was a way for me to just see there is a light at the end of the tunnel, you know what I mean?”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 7:27 PM
*What do you say to adults with children the age of the girl you took advantage of in the bar?:
“As for my actions, she was at a bar full of men, who are there for the most part to meet women. If your daughter wants to avoid those situations, she should not go to bars or clubs, I am precisely the type of person who will be there. You will not find Sir Walter Raleigh there, that is for sure. If your daughter was a teen, I could see you desiring her to be away from older men, but young men are just as likely to exploit or use her as older men. If she is 22 or 23, perhaps an older man, mid 30s to 40, would may well want to do more things that would not put her into a compromising position. That is my opinion, actually.”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 7:33 PM
*Your constant bragging about sexual conquests makes everyone sick. What say you?:
“As for bragging…Shauna, this is not an everyday occurrence for me. It was very interesting because I had started the evening off with a nice date with a pretty girl who I really thought was interesting and fun. It went very well, but she dropped the bombshell she was leaving for Korea in a month. I went to drown my sobs at a club, and instead of getting bummed, I was given a beautiful woman wanting to make out with me. That is NOT bragging, that is reporting. That is commenting and relating MY life, MY experience, with YOU and the others. If I wanted to brag, I would have lied and said we banged on the couch or I got a BJ from her outside. But that would be dishonest and untruthful. This also bought up a moral dilemma I have not faced since my grad school days. Shauna, back from 1994-2001 or so, I did not date, I did not go out, I refused to go out with friends, and I let my life pass by me. Yeah, maybe I am trying to make up for lost time, I thought as a friend you would give me the benefit of the doubt here.
My gut instinct was that I needed an outlet for my raging hormones and she came to me at the right place at the right time…end of story.”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 7:40 PM
*While the girls are passed out and you are molesting them, how do you feel?:
“I felt so patriotic doing it, making out with a hot chick is so all American, we should patent the process and take all the residuals. LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 4:10 PM
*Tell us again how you feel about drama fuck face::
“Drama wears me out for the most part. I expect it on my political blogs, and I even invite it at times. For a lighter blog, I was hoping for an interesting discussion, and I got a lot of good responses, even if they thougth I did the wrong thing, but two people used my blog to settle scores with me dating from older blogs on Jabs’ site, Dan’s site, DaniDe’s site, and Stephanie’s site. I hate it when I am followed around like a puppydog by people who just want me to fight for the sake of fighting. I work and I think this should be a form of relaxation and fun but there is always a fly in the ointment on MySpace, you know?”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 8:03 PM
*You seem to think it’s the females fault all the time don’t you?:
“I know, it is a strange case when women go to a club, get drunk, throw themselves in front of men, and expect men to go I can’t make out with you, you are drunk. It is the victimization culture we live in. I am sure she knew she went too far that night, but she also knew I did nothing more than find out what her tonsils tasted like.”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 7:51 PM
*So this public molestation was a one time thing for you?:
“ Brian, my problem is lately, it has not happened ENOUGH for me. LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 7:52 PM
*Ok, let’s do some role play. I’m the parent who is going to face you in court. What is your defense?:
“Ahhh….you are a parent. Now, if you are a parent of a teen, that is one thing, if you are the parent of a legally age female, she makes her own decisions as to who to date, make out, marry, and have kids. You are using your own life to cloud this opinion, and forgetting that I am a single, never married man. I also did not date for years, or had female attention until I lost a lot of weight this year. I look younger than my age (that I am frequently told) and as I related before, women my age I have tried dating and they have been a terribly unsuccessful with them for a variety of reason (salary expectation, and availability).
Ergo,
You are a minority on this issue and most people would vehemently disagree with you. Age card? Legal to drink, legal to have sex. Charges would not have even been considered. Her being in a bar/club made her responsible for her behavior. No one put drinks down her throat. No one forced her to expose her breasts to me.
Since I am not used to this kind of attention in over 10 years, no way would I resist this. Sorry, most men would not. Most men also would not have taken her home because of the state she was in.
The prosecutor She could not do it because:
1) no sexual penetration took place
2) way too many people were there, way too many stories
3) she was above the age of consent
4) we were both drunk, no advantage could be taken
Also, if you don’t like seeing making out, don’t go to a club or a bar. What I did was tame…I have seen BJ’s in bathrooms, I have seen intercourse (standing up) in corners, I have seen oral manipulation (lap dancing) on couches. What I did was almost Leave it to Beaver necking in comparison.”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 9:44 AM
*You are starting to sound a bit whiney now case study S.O. 362. Are you feeling defensive?:
“ I am not defensive because I did not do anything wrong, and it was not bragging, just reporting something that happened to me. If I did this on a continual basis, like Super Jabs, you would have a point there. I reported this because this was not a commonplace occurrence for me. Yes I meet lots of women and I get lots of numbers, and I get lots of dates, but this was odd and it tested my libido. I am a man with needs and desires and since I do not have a steady girlfriend right now, I am in a vulnerable state when women throw themselves at me. I am no rock star, I am an average Joe the Plumber who had something interesting to me and I wondered if I did the right thing. Now I realize I did what any other single man would do.
I would never have left with her, that I would not do because I will not do anything where I would be with a person who cannot consciously consent.”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 9:52 AM
*With your big time data entry clerk job you should have many opportunities at relationships:
“Jen, I have tried to create opportunities…they say supermarkets are a good place. I spent a crazy amount of time going to a local one (less than a block away), buying more cologne and Power Aid water than I need…I also go to Barnes and Noble, hoping to bump into someone in the biography or music section hoping to find fellow fans of my genres, and I also go to Starbucks hoping to meet someone who also enjoys politics or current events….no matter if they are lib or conservative…and I fall flat. I tried eHarmony, match.com, lovehappens, etc., and I find matches…all more than 100 miles from where I live. I cannot afford to travel all over the place even for good matches. I am in a rut and the places where I get the optimal female attention are at clubs. I wish it was different, and it would be less expensive (I drop 100 bucks a night sometimes at clubs). But all five or six dates I have met this year ALL I have met in clubs. Did they work out? No, but at least I am dating, and getting affection which a guy with my needs desires. My ex, Rebecca, I met at a club last year. Thus, I go to where I am most successful…with reluctance.”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 9:49 AM
*I am still clearly seeing mommy and daddy issues with you. Not that I’m trying to criticize you:
“I know about criticizing I cannot get it right no matter who I date or who I am with. Inevitably one of my family members wants to have a talk about who I am dating or who I am courting. They are either not the right religion (I am Catholic, we catholics make hay even if she is a Protestant), or too selfish, too strong willed, too liberal, too self assured, too headstrong and the list goes on…if I had a dollar for every time I have been told you seem to avoid women who are RIGHT for you, famous words from my sister.
Thank you for the encouragement, I am trying to find my way in this big ol’ world and hopefully I can find the woman of my dreams, as long as I keep myself positive and available ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 1:32 PM
*So do you ever have any feelings of guilt?:
“I think I got a little in need of validation because the bouncers and some of the older men in the bar/club thought I was taking advantage of her…and believe me, I was not the only one doing that stuff that night, I was relatively tame considering my randy feelings and alpha male needs (LOL).
And Moshellie, even if she was consenting, I would not risk it by leaving with an intoxicated woman (as in, she could barely walk or talk or make rational decisions).
You know me, I am the 1940s Gary Cooper-Jimmy Stewart gentleman, I am sure you feel that when I comment on your blogs. lol”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 4:46 PM
*Do you believe it’s the young girls responsibility to control you while she is intoxicated?:
“I think today’s young women are so much more experienced than I was at that age…maybe in the bigger picture, I could have been more judicious, but I had a beautiful young woman throwing herself at me. I do think that if she was in college (I think she is a Syracuse University senior) and was over 21, I would bet my bottom dollar she was probably a veteran of hookups and drinking, especially on her campus. If those ladies wanted to party and drink, they could have even chosen a nice restaurant. Instead, they chose a notorious club in a district known for wild stuff, and frankly that is why I go there. LOL
The cologne (Firece) by the way is great, but I have gotten emails about even better cologne so what this space, there may be an even better one for your hubby. lol”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 5:34 PM
*Let me get this straight, you don’t mind fucking 18 or 19 year olds?:
“I do prefer 20 somethings but not the reasons many women like Stephanie think…I am a visual person, but there are many youthful looking 30-40 year olds, but they are a difficult group to meet for reasons I outline (many are already married, or were married and in transitional stages, very few totally single [never married no kids], and they are a pretty materialistic…very need their stepford wife trappings ) so I avoid them for the most part unless I find a gem in the bunch.”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 5:14 PM
*What are your opinions on aging?”
“ Many women age well…I am not worry about growing old gracefully. I am trying to grow older gracefully, by keeping fit and not going bald But since I have no kids, that is not the same for what you are experienced. If you keep your understanding to what I have experienced, you will get it as to why I came to the conclusions and understandings which set on me like an epiphany ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 10:17 PM
*So besides using the word bitter, describe yourself in one sentence:
“I am just being cynical, sarcastic and obnoxious, welcome to the world of the Rochester Guy LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 9:59 AM
*How did the police catch you after your last sexual assault?:
“Process of elimination, that is how I am usually busted on anything I do. lol”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 10:47 PM
*So basically you are willing to do it again:
“Katie, I just exude predictability, don’t I? It is my New York attitude that keeps me from being really a drain on people. LOL”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 10:11 PM
*From what I understand the police could not get enough proof to convict last time. What will you do to make it easier for them next time?:
I am bringing a digital camera to this romp; the ones Tom won’t delete I will make sure get posted. LOL
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 10:12 PM
*One last question Rapechester, what do you think about the sexuality of other countries?:
“ The thing is, Middle Eastern men are notorious club lovers. My friend Sharif is from Egypt and when he has his friends come up from Egypt, the first thing they want to do is hit the American clubs and bars. I can understand their liking our women, who wants to lust over head to toe black burkahs and a slit for the eyes in their head scarf? Barf me out, totally sympathize with them ”
Posted by Michael, the Original Rochester Guy on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 11:17 AM
So there you have it folks. Rapechester in all his gory glory. Feel free to leave any comments you want. Look forward to my next blog which will be part two, a follow up of this rare interview. With that one I will be posting some legal documents. I’m hoping they will help PayChex kick the ever loving shit out of this lying, bastard.
I also have a little bloggy in the works for Stinky Pinky also. Don’t worry Stinky, I didn’t forget you honey Yours will include pictures even Bad Lisa loves picture blogs.
Oh and in case you are wondering I left ALL of Rapechester’s spelling errors intact. He’s such a great writer and journalist and all.
Later twat lickers.